Rewarding Infidels: Is America Making Men Stupid?

Sherry Peel Jackson is about to be released and the Mormons, not one of them, tried to get her out early. Not one of them donated to the fund for her minimal necessities. What's with that?

Are they all talk and no action...like Eminem, who raps great about not being afraid, but then files his tax returns before April 15, like a slave?

He is a Mormon since December 12, 2010. Has Mormonism made him a stupid human also?

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Eminem is only popular because of his intellect, passion, eloquence, style, energy, messages and will. Why can't young people see through this guy? Tell me, please.

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Paulette Giff to Assume Seat in April

 

Church News - Lesbian she wolf and three-time-wife of Paul Giff brought her favorite tree to Temple Square Friday afternoon, sneaking past Church Security using her natural prop. "The Brethren saw it coming, but the guards were eating donuts and texting Farmville cheats," an anonymous source told Church News Editor Mark Hoffman.

When Paulette Giff threatened to topple the massive Norfolk Pine onto the Tabernacle, the Council of the Twelve received word from God that He would not replace the historic edifice.

"We had to capitulate. Too many eyes were watching," said Ted Gubler, green-masked spokesman for Zion, "You can fool all of the Saints all of the time, but when push comes to shove, we actually believe some of this crap. Our videos cost over $110 to create, on average."

Paulette will be seated if the voting machines aren't tampered with. She will be the first loud mouthed Lesbian into the fold.

Socialists the world over were delighted with the cave-in. The Church hasn't compromised since July 2009, and this surrender shows that it is strong and healthy when it comes to waiting in plush offices for second opinions.

Thank God for viral blogs.

April Conference Surprise

There will be four impostors speaking at the General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in April. Two of them will speak in the first Session, then one in the Priesthood Meeting Saturday evening, and the final one will address you Sunday morning. You must not heed the words they read.

The other speakers will repeat previously spoken bland material, with very slight modifications.

I will unmask those four impostors, and their sins, the day before Conference begins. The Church will not remove them from the speaker line up. Church authorities think I am insane.

Just as the Pharisees did in my days of old.

Listen carefully to the real Super Hero. He will sell his soul for popularity. He will mention me in his address, and will urge you to not visit the blog again. This will be a grave mistake if you follow his counsel.

This blog will save some 34 million families by mid-May.

To discourage reading the tips herein is evil.

Just as looking up to the staff of Aaron gave miraculous power, so too will keeping your teapot spouts pointing to the East make your homes safe from the killings that are coming to Zion.

I am not only the oldest Southwest Airline pilot who made the pages of yesterdays newspapers, I am also one who cares about you, and your families.

If you doubt my simple words, you will die.

The very foundations of Zion will shake until there is not one stone left atop another on Temple Square.

My words shall cause the dissolution of the whore of all the earth. This, to save the meek among you from further oppressions.

Then Mormons will cease to worship their many idols.

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