Thursday, February 3, 2011

May I introduce myself?

My name is Maria Giff ~ Shut up and hold me.
My husband Paul Giff took his life three days ago. The mess is cleaned up, and he's now buried. As per his Last Will, I will be very well taken care of. He wanted me to find a new man, so I will. From now on the blog he started will stop focusing on the imminent danger to America and his stupid obsession of hatred toward Mormons, and instead look on the sunny side of life. There is just too much to lust upon to even think about news, sports and crap. I do want you to know...I blog only when drinking, so buckle up and keep the kids away.

HAPPY HEART

There is so much to be thankful for, now that Paul is gone. I will miss him terribly. But when I feel better, I will return and report my daily doings here. I hope I can be of some service to you. I was born in Harlem, New York. I have many songs about me. That's how Paul and I met, actually.

I'll tell you our story next chance I get. I have to go shopping now. The insurance check already came!

See ya soon..I have so many cool SECRETS to tell you.

Paul was shy. I collect bull horns. BOTH KINDS.


Maria
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