Science, Fuzzy Liter and the Trustees

 First Lady of Trust and Caring - Michelle O'Bama

St. George, UT - First Lady Michelle Obama speaks alongside Walmart CEO Bill Simon as she announces her support for Walmart's new health initiative in Washington on January 20, 2011. Walmart has announced they will cut the fat, sugar and sodium in some packaged foods and will lower the price of fresh fruits and vegetables.

Trust is the key element in the new human swat-leap. As Ross Perot asked, "Who do you trust?" 

 "Thankfully we all know and trust that Walmart is reliable in bringing us the very latest robust IEEE stealth technologies, remote cameras, RFID and facial/gait-capturing data banks," the First Lady assured a skeptical nation, "they would never allow the insertion of folded protein nano chemicals into third party Vendors, and imported fruits and vegetables this Spring." That would be unconscionable, and could lower the population, as well as creating the need for new Hospital chains, Big Pharma facilities and fewer waltzing customers, after the Global Switch Benchmarks Initiative."

UPI/Kevin Dietsch

Obama-Proof Your Future

BREAKING: As gas prices rise, so do BYU suicide rates. $4.09 is not bad for permanent liberation.

Inebriated surfing: The only way to fly.

2:34 AM PST - I was perusing the Web looking for some quick and dirty Javascript cheats I could use with the LDS Twitter Search API 2.0 (beta) to display a list of recent tweets containing a particular keyword. I came across the monitter.com widget, which was almost exactly what I had in mind, except that it includes some really great, rich features that were well beyond what I needed. I adapted and simplified the monitter script to: Mormon Tweets, under 18. You can set perameters for any group, network, bulletin board or .org

2011 Codex:

1. Fix an issue with unescaped characters, e.g. hashes, in the search query.
2. Fix an issue with ampersands in links in the linkify() function.
3. Replace some deprecated HTML tags, e.g. bold, and fix other XHTML validation issues, e.g. using self-closing img tag.
4. Fetch search results only once, rather than every few seconds (since Twitter sets a rate limit of 100 requests per-hour per-user, I found this to be necessary).
6. Specify the number of tweets to return using an additional class.
7. Remove the fade-in effect.
8. Hyperlink each user's profile image to their timeline.*
Just like monitter, TwitStream utilizes the jQuery framework. Because jQuery is tool for February and March 2011. Get Update feeds before March 30.

*Do not copy this nor post it on BB's.

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Paul Giff advice: Use code speech only now. The wolves are recording any and all outliers and anomalies. Look and act interested in Christian Prank, Crime, Fashion, Sports and Music beats. DO NOT GOOGLE IEEE White Papers on church or home laptops. Hard Drive malfunctions result, costing precious time and money.

More tomorrow: Tea with Sarah. Don't miss it, or you'll miss the most enjoyable Revolution since 1776.