Bank Run Successful

The flash text message formula trials were successful yesterday at four Philippine banks. American panic development is on schedule. The White House will announce the Spring food riot probability today. All Major Media is in HARMony MODE now. Keep close to the message board. Send all photos and curdling screams to Matt Drudge.

WiliLeak Cable # NSA348-331:

"The complete collapse of America is possible during my first term, if we all do our tasks." - Barack Obama