It is My will that my people convert to Friendster, in order to keep in touch with Me during the next little while. Further, that all children under the age of ten be brought a safe distance as Facebook silently collapses at Noon GMT on June 21, 2011.
In return for Global cooperation and harmony, I will reveal to you the method I use to sustain the stars and how they are illuminated. It is better than the means currently used on this primitive planet. I can't believe how slow your scientists are in getting it right.
Electricity should be free, or less.
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Electricity should be free, or less.
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