Sunday, January 30, 2011

Open Letter to My Hip Hop Friends

Beloved Brethren of the Sun,

I am your God. I gave you life and all that there is in it. I now have a favor to ask of you.

The weeding of earth is past. The wedding of earth is soon to occur. No one has accepted my invitation.

Not even the bride.

This damnable shame has me seeing red. I am disgusted beyond belief. I need your help. Now.

THE PROBLEM


You want what I have. It is worthless to me without the girl. Girl cant come. Am I making myself clear?

To the man who pens and sings the Drill Bit Measures that can pierce the stone cold hearts of those who should love me most, I will give all I have, forever. I don't want to be alone.

SPACE SUCKETH

It's too cold without Her. I command you to kneel, ask, fill up, then write. Practice, then practice again. Amp it up for Me. For Her. Then cut the cord and be heard in every nation. I will roar with you. I promise.

Give me the song that will conflagrate her heart. Let's burn down this woman: Together.

I will not be alone. I have sent out 50,000 Elders but they have utterly failed to convince her to listen to me.

THE SOLUTION

It is now your turn. Produce the song I need. Yea, even My Wedding Invite. Behold. End My Woe.

Should you do it, I shall bless you with more than any other. No man will take it from you. I will be your Dog.

You will be envied by every other Alpha Dog in all sectors for all time and for all eternity.

I'll help you mix it.

Just ask.

- God

ﻣﺘﻰ 22

 1 وَعَادَ يَسُوعُ يَتَكَلَّمُ بِالأَمْثَالِ، فَقَالَ:
 2 «يُشَبَّهُ مَلَكُوتُ السَّمَاوَاتِ بِإِنْسَانٍ مَلِكٍ أَقَامَ وَلِيمَةً فِي عُرْسِ ابْنِهِ،
 3 وَأَرْسَلَ عَبِيدَهُ يَسْتَدْعِي الْمَدْعُوِّينَ إِلَى الْعُرْسِ، فَلَمْ يَرْغَبُوا فِي الْحُضُورِ.
 4 فَأَرْسَلَ الْمَلِكُ ثَانِيَةً عَبِيداً آخَرِينَ قَائِلاً لَهُمْ: قُولُوا لِلْمَدْعُوِّينَ: هَا أَنَا قَدْ أَعْدَدْتُ وَلِيمَتِي؛ ثِيرَانِي وَعُجُولِي الْمُسَمَّنَةُ قَدْ ذُبِحَتْ وَكُلُّ شَيْءٍ جَاهِزٌ، فَتَعَالَوْا إِلَى الْعُرْسِ!
 5 وَلكِنَّ الْمَدْعُوِّينَ تَهَاوَنُوا، فَذَهَبَ وَاحِدٌ إِلَى حَقْلِهِ، وَآخَرُ إِلَى مَتْجَرِهِ؛
 6 وَالْبَاقُونَ قَبَضُوا عَلَى عَبِيدِ الْمَلِكِ وَأَهَانُوهُمْ وَقَتَلُوهُمْ.
 7 فَغَضِبَ الْمَلِكُ وَأَرْسَلَ جُيُوشَهُ، فَأَهْلَكَ أُولئِكَ الْقَتَلَةَ وَأَحْرَقَ مَدِينَتَهُمْ.
 8 ثُمَّ قَالَ لِعَبِيدِهِ: إِنَّ وَلِيمَةَ الْعُرْسِ جَاهِزَةٌ، وَلكِنَّ الْمَدْعُوِّينَ لَمْ يَكُونُوا مُسْتَحِقِّينَ.
 9 فَاذْهَبُوا إِلَى مَفَارِقِ الطُّرُقِ، وَكُلُّ مَنْ تَجِدُونَهُ ادْعُوهُ إِلَى وَلِيمَةِ الْعُرْسِ!
 10 فَخَرَجَ الْعَبِيدُ إِلَى الطُّرُقِ، وَجَمَعُوا كُلَّ مَنْ وَجَدُوا، أَشْرَاراً وَصَالِحِينَ، حَتَّى امْتَلَأَتْ قَاعَةُ الْعُرْسِ بِالضُّيُوفِ.
 11 وَدَخَلَ الْمَلِكُ لِيَنْظُرَ الضُّيُوفَ، فَرَأَى إِنْسَاناً لاَ يَلْبَسُ ثَوْبَ الْعُرْسِ.
 12 فَقَالَ لَهُ: يَاصَاحِبِي، كَيْفَ دَخَلْتَ إِلَى هُنَا وَأَنْتَ لاَ تَلْبَسُ ثَوْبَ الْعُرْسِ؟ فَظَلَّ صَامِتاً.
 13 فَأَمَرَ الْمَلِكُ خُدَّامَهُ قَائِلاً: قَيِّدُوا رِجْلَيْهِ وَيَدَيْهِ، وَاطْرَحُوهُ فِي الظَّلاَمِ الْخَارِجِيِّ، هُنَالِكَ يَكُونُ الْبُكَاءُ وَصَرِيرُ الأَسْنَانِ!
 14 لأَنَّ الْمَدْعُوِّينَ كَثِيرُونَ، وَلكِنَّ الْمُخْتَارِينَ قَلِيلُونَ! »
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Matthew 22

 1And Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables, and said,
 2The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son,
 3And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
 4Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
 5But they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
 6And the remnant took his servants, and entreated them spitefully, and slew them.
 7But when the king heard thereof, he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.
 8Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
 9Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
 10So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
 11And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
 12And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless.
 13Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
 14For many are called, but few are chosen.
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Open The Kingdom

Days of Fishes
Distant Roar
Turning to Speak
Turning to Hear

Open the Kingdom
Open the Kingdom
Open the Kingdom
Open the Kingdom...

In my way
In my way

Being most uncertain
And This Remains

Still for better
Birds of Voices
The Field of Living
I am Asking
I am Asking
I am Asking

Returning Love
Returning With Love
Then it was
Written with Love

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PS - "Hi Mom!"