Friday, January 14, 2011

Stolen Toy Disposal Center

When dropping off stolen toys, please place them into the new stainless steel shutes. They are well marked and conveniently positioned for daily destruction. We pay top dollar and the metal is used for making brass knuckles, knives and other useful inner-city weapons. Before depositing, you MUST remove all identifying plates, numbers and fingerprints for your safety. The police are paid to leave us alone, but the new recruits are demanding more and more. Do your part.