That's why I hunted her down and married her. I knew that Philip Glass would want her sox, so I invested the two years to seek her out.
He called me, upon reading the news, and we almost struck a bargain. He actually offered me his next Symphony, named after my next daughter...for a single escapade with Maria.
He's a fool.
He has no idea how many symphonies she's worth. Coffee bastard.
Fact is, on her worst day, all of Ahknaten wouldn't score him a quarter of a kiss.
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Hey. Is the word getting around about the AOL funeral?
