Thursday, January 27, 2011

Superstitious To Be Left Behind


"No amount of orange can save you if you're left behind."

- Dr. Paul E. Barkey

Most young atheists believe that a string to their mothers will ensure that they will be raptured. Such belief is utter foolishness. Others speculate that the color orange tempts God beyond His reasoning powers. And so they continue to rave, mock, dance and enjoy orgasm, just like Christians.

Little do they know that there are no atheists in Heaven's foxholes. Little do they know that most Billionaires wish they weren't...during their final hour of life. Little do they know that digging basalt tombs for the suicidal is an uphill job that lasts 14 hours a day forever, with no music, shade or gossip.

Do you really want to take such chances?

Perhaps you'd better learn about just how angry a God can be with those who cannot see Him, even though he is wearing the world, adorns his ears with the stars and has sung love songs to you through every cover on You Tube since 2005.

When He returns, every knee will bow.

What isn't known is in which direction, the painless natural way or... ... ... ?

Even a few Mormon Apostles finally get this.  

What's taking the atheists so long??? 

Damn

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Copyright by CCC 2011


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